Black Hole Hoax

There it is. A black hole. Never mind the zoom clip in the upper right corner not looking anything like our observations in the center of the image. Look at the center of the image. Right there, in the middle. That's it. A black hole. Lay off man! It's a black hole. NASA says so, so it's true.

That there is magical, isn't it? Those two black holes, beautiful, and magnificent, converged over 200 million years ago, over a gazillion km away. They collided and caused a ripple in "space time." I'm serious. They fired two lasers down a 40km tube at mirrors, and their instrument chirped a 3% of a second chirp and they figured it all out. Lay of man, NASA says so, so it's true.

"A black hole is a place in space where gravity pulls so much that even light can not get out."

That's an artist rendition of a black hole caused by a star that caved in. That's right, a big burning ball of fuel, can suck into a non existent hole, and created a gravity point so strong that the star's light can't even escape the point.

"The gravity is so strong because matter has been squeezed into a tiny space."

Okay, so lets just forget about energy not being able to be created or destroyed. That concept flies out the window when you're in outer space, creating black holes.

That's a picture of the center of our galaxy, where a a large black hole named Sagittarius A* is. You wouldn't even know it was there, if NASA didn't tell you.

 It's right there in the center of the Milky Way. You would be able to see it if it wasn't invisible.

"Black holes can be big or small. Scientists think the smallest black holes are as small as just one atom."

Good to know NASA.

"The sun will never turn into a black hole. The sun is not a big enough star to make a black hole."

Idiots.

Ladies and gentleman. NASA is hiring. No education required.

https://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstudents/k-4/stories/nasa-knows/what-is-a-black-hole-k4.html